On Fire | Mid-century Faux Oil Metal Lamp

Get all the coziness of an oil lamp without all the fire hazards.

This mid-century faux oil metal lamp will light the darkest winter nights.

28 t x 18 d x 12 w

$195

Office Supply Fetish | Classic George Washington Desk by Drexel Heritage

Office storage should never be in short supply especially when you have an office supply fetish. This desk features not one, but two tambour cabinets (aka vertical cabinets) which store more paper clips and felt-tipped pens than you’ll ever have a need for.

This classic George Washington desk by Drexel Heritage features a faux bamboo aesthetic with an embossed leather top and tambour storage, $695.

37 t x 59 w x 29 d

Coffee Table Power | Large Faux Bamboo Coffee Table

Coffee tables, what are they good for? Absolutely everything. Sure they hold your cup of joe effortlessly, but they also house your array of wacky coffee table books, support your aching feet after a long run, and give your friends somewhere to gather for an epic Uno tournament.

This large faux bamboo coffee table features a cain top inlay.

58 w x 28 d x 17 t

$495

Last One Standing | Faux Bamboo and Cane Chair

Never overestimate your ability to put on socks and shows while standing. The very attempt might end in tears or worse, a hospital visit. Instead, take a nice seat and ease yourself into your clodhoppers.

This faux bamboo and cane chair features a washed gray finish and custom cushion. 

23 w x 23 d x 33 t with 18 seat height

$195

Hissssy Fit | Pair of Vintage Faux Snakeskin Nesting Tables

No need to throw a hissssy fit, this snake table screams both sassy AND classy. 

This pair of vintage nesting tables feature a faux snakeskin finish.

21 w x 23 t x 15 d

$149

Thank You For Being A | Vintage Wicker Etagere

Imagine the Golden Girls during a pandemic — Rose inviting the postman in for an appreciation drink, Blanche considering calling the Corona hotline just to speak to a handsome doctor, Dorothy running around fully masked and gloved spraying down every surface with Lysol, and Sophia acting completely unbothered by it all before segueing into an unrelated story about her past, “Picture it, Sicily, 1932.”

This vintage wicker etagere features a faux bamboo design — reminiscent of the Golden Girls decor.

31 w x 79 t x 14 d

$195

Feeling Fierce | Brass Lamp by Stiffel Wrapped Faux Snakeskin Leather

Feeling fierce in the streets does not have to stop just because you’re finally home and headed for the sheets.

This brass lamp by Stiffel is wrapped with faux snakeskin leather.

56 t X 8 w

$225

Adulting At Its Finest | Classic Faux Bamboo Arm Chair by Palecek

At what point do you become an “adult”? The real answer is “never”. But when you start going to bed before 10pm, getting excited about buying a new washing machine, or redecorating the living room, you’re pretty close.

This classic faux bamboo arm chair hand crafted by Palecek features a cane trim .

26 in wide x 28 in deep x 38 in tall

$349